Comments | cynicalcockmonk: Bah.

cynicalcockmonk

Bah.

Jan 26, 2005 21:05

I'm really damn tired of my mom trying to make me religious. I have to pray over dinner every fucking night, and because I don't close my eyes, and she saw me looking around looking completely disgusted, she bitched at me for being "insincere." No shit, Sherlock. Maybe the fact that I stopped saying actual prayers, and just say some lame-ass ( Read more... )

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imperial57 January 27 2005, 04:22:44 UTC

I consider myself agnostic, but that's beside the point.
I think you're old enough to make your own decisions concerning religion. Also, your mom isn't being a very good religious role model if she's fussing over it all.

iownthings January 27 2005, 05:06:23 UTC

heh, she gets mad at you because your acting skills aren't good enough.

cynicalcockmonk January 27 2005, 05:32:42 UTC

I should just randomly break into a Tammy Faye Baker, 20 minute sob story of a prayer one night. Of course then I'd get in trouble for being sacreligious, but it'd be worth it.

angry_alcoholic January 27 2005, 05:37:40 UTC

Just look her straight in the eye and say, "This nightly ritual fo saying the same child's prayer single time we sit down to eat just takes away the meaning of prayer. I would prefer to pray silently. That's how I am most comfortable making a conscious contact with my higher power."

That oughta shut her up. Or at least make her stutter for a second. How can she argue with that?

Or just get a piercing in your forhead to punish her.

jesus_fn_christ January 27 2005, 10:31:17 UTC

Or do what I'd do and find another place to live. I don't know how that'd work out though.

cynicalcockmonk January 27 2005, 16:44:49 UTC

That one sounds a little more attractive at the moment.

mamawaffle February 4 2005, 21:30:02 UTC

My roomate asked me the other day if I wanted to learn more about Jesus.

I told her Jesus had a place for me on a far away planet, and I'd be willing to share my crystals if she wanted to know more. I think she really freaked out when I left a geod (or however you spell it) under her pillow, but it's what she gets for her family leaving notes about Jesus under mine.

Anyway, I'm sorry about your mom. My mom goes through periods where she's incredibly religious so I feel you. The only thing I can say is that soon you'll be too old for her to really get on your nerves. I am also full in favor of the Tammy Faye prayer, as long as you get a recording.