My birthday is a month from today. I have always hated my birthday, at least for as long as I can remember. Around my birthday I always think about life and where mine is currently. Except for a few rare years, I am never where I want to be in life. This depresses me greatly. This year will probably be no different. Sure, I am in love with a great ( Read more... )

How does this make sense? Two teams. Each team has the same amount of funds/work. Each team has the same amount of bosses. Yet Team 1 has two people to do all the work and the Team 2 only has one. Yet the big boss says, "I am not sure there is enough work for another full time position for Team 2." HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!?! Team 1 has TWO people ( Read more... )

You Should Date An Australian!


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Take your records, take your freedom
Take your memories I don't need'em
Take your space and take your reasons
But you'll think of me
And take your cat and leave my sweater
'Cause we have nothing left to weather
In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
But you'll think of me, you'll think of me

FEED ME!

almond

sweet cream

flaky cracker

coconut

YUMMY

Good morning dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
to watch two people we know
make a big mistake.
They’ll stand up at the altar
and solemnly swear; “I do”
They’ll be together forever
’till they find somebody new!!

I want to be a pretty, pretty princess!

You Are Sex On the Beach!


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I'm NOT evil...just barely! :D


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