Catologue of Blog

[cynicism_r_us]

Christ. Parties. Concerts. Oi. Blugh

Comments

[curtius]

I hate hate fucking hate that my name doubles as an adjective meaning short and rudely brief. Maybe I could go by Davis but only if I can effectively steer its inevitable shortening to Vis instead of Dave. Because Dave sounds completely fagotronic.

[curtius]

Oh yeah. We need to hang out next time you're in town and frolic with the octopi like in the good old days.

[cynicism_r_us]

My dad's name is Dave. He's kind of a bastard sometimes. You're not often a bastard. Do not be Dave.

I love my father. He smells nice. Do not sue me.