「oo1; video / action for mahogany」

[cynicizing]

[The camera turns on to reveal a rather irate-looking young man with a shock of white hair, who simply scowls at the screen before speaking, backpack slung over his shoulder.]

You know, I can't say I really appreciate the trip down memory lane. I don't remember jack about Pokémon anyway...

[A scoff, as he glances at something off-screen.]So I'm

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[birdybliss]

Oh, my.

[ Chillax bro. ]

I apologize, but you've found yourself in the same position as the rest of us. Unfortunately, we're not exactly sure who this... [ Asshole sounds unladylike. ;; ] person you so desperately seek is, so bashing his head in may have to wait a bit longer.

I suggest remaining calm, as that is the best course of action right now. And also-I recommend becoming kinder to your Pokemon. They can make your life a lot easier here.

[ tl;dr calm your tits and sit down boy. HI JAN :DDD ]

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[cynicizing]

[Don't tell me what to do, lady. :| HI SHARI :DD]

Yeah? Not sure how? As in, you just haven't figured out the asshole's identity or he hasn't even shown himself yet? [Good thing Santa isn't a lady, then. :|;]

And geez, I was just kidnapped! How the hell do you expect me to not be pissed off?

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[birdybliss]

Both. And-to be honest-I don't believe any one person is to blame for all of this, if anyone.

I'm not saying you don't have the right to be angry, but it would suit you well to try and relax. We've all been in your position as well, and freaking out is not going to help anyone.

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[cynicizing]

[... Ha. Isn't this familiar? Zero's one person-no, he's part of an organization-]

Yeah, well, I've been in my position before too.

[A pause]

... But all right, shoot. I'm gonna assume you've got some more information besides this whole 'Welcome to Team Rocket' letter I got.

text; HI JAN :D

[hatessocks]

Calm down. Nothing will be accomplished by unproductive yelling and swearing.

text; HI SQUEE /o/

[cynicizing]

Sure, it's got a purpose. It's making me feel better.

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[hatessocks]

It's also proving to be annoying to the community at large.

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[cynicizing]

Yeah, well, they can deal. Freedom of speech, you know?

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[bakaitoukid]

Why Rudolph? Is your name Santa or something? [... OH KAITO]

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[cynicizing]

[NOT A BAD GUESS, AT LEAST.]

... Yeah, I guess you could say that.

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[bakaitoukid]

[a beat]

Heh. Guess I'm not too bad at these guessing games after all.

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[cynicizing]

Well, why else would I be commenting on the fact that I got a goddamn reindeer?

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[hewhosurvives]

...Santa? [ ...Not that that even needed to be a question, since his appearance and attitude give it away.

Anyway. Junpei's still not sure if any of this is real or not, and he's very confused, so have the first thing that comes to mind: ] You have a reindeer? Red nose and everything?

[ That...actually manages to amuse him, despite this situation. ]

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[cynicizing]

No shit, Sherlo-

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[cynicizing]

[... Wait. That's-

....]

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[cynicizing]

[Well, shit. This is slightly awkward.]

... Man, you're here too? Damn...

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[trollsikebukuro]

It was probably purposeful, whatever the reason may be. Our captors have quite a sense of humor.

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[cynicizing]

Well, they can take their sense of humour and shove it up their asses. I ain't in the mood for laughin' right now.

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[trollsikebukuro]

My, my. This place does have an affinity for people with poor attitudes, doesn't it?

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[cynicizing]

What, you expect me to be in a good mood when I've just been fucking kidnapped for no reason?