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[cyrano_de_ivona]

Who named this town?

No, seriously.

Kropmork.

Kropmork Kropmork Kropmork.

KROP.

MORK.

Every time someone says Kropmork, a sky whale dies, so change it.

...

KROPMORK.

Comments

[iristmycase]

If that's true, please don't say it so much!

Think of the sky whales!

[cyrano_de_ivona]

[cyrano_de_ivona]

Kropmork.

[iristmycase]

How terrible!

Please, don't take it so lightly! Words have a great amount of power - it might be true!

[voice]

[omgwtfwrench]

*vague sound of laughter*

I..

Thank you for that, Jet. I needed it.

Re: [voice]

[cyrano_de_ivona]

It's true! It's a stupid name! They needta change it.

Re: [voice]

[omgwtfwrench]

It is pretty silly sounding but I doubt there is much that can be done about it now.

But hey. A bad name from a pretty skeevy place. It suits it.

Re: [voice]

[cyrano_de_ivona]

Yeah, I guess. Shitterton would be more fitting though.

[fiddlethembones]

Think of it this way: they could have named it Krompork.

Would *you* want to live in a world with a town that sounds like it was named after barbarian pigs?

[cyrano_de_ivona]

Maybe they'd be famous for pig fighting. Then they'd eat the loser. Or maybe the winner. No, both.

...Now I'm hungry for pork.

[fiddlethembones]

...so you're saying that you're considering heading out into Kropmork in search of more pork?

[cyrano_de_ivona]

I might. Why?

[Voice]

[spannertime]

[giggling] It is a pretty silly name, isn't it?

Re: [Voice]

[cyrano_de_ivona]

I hope no one ever named their child after this God-forsaken town.

[depraedor]

..you've really got nothing better to do but to complain about the name of the city? Maybe you should actually look around before you get so worked up.