Dear Gideon - This Week's Been One Hell of a Month

[cyrus_rta]

Written in a dark blue, pocket-sized, leatherbound notebook with an embossed dragon on the cover. It was found in a sharkskin pouch. The text has been written in more than one alphabet and has been heavily encrypted.

Dear Gideon,

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[gil_karm]

Wait wait wait wait wait.

Dinah?

Engaged?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL DINAH?!?!?!?!?!

[rta_heulwen]

I guess she didn't make a pact.

[gil_karm]

Most places, one who ask who's wearing the pants.

In this case, the defining question is:

Who's ship will it be on?

[bldy_cute_molly]

Maybe they can strap them together into one Great Big Ship?

Mmmmmm...gigantoship.

Wouldn't manouver worth anything, though.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Anyway. If you're really careful, you can use a navigational compass like calipers and put it on someone's finger while she's sleeping. Then you lock in the setting and take it to the jeweler.

If you're creative enough you'll find that most tools can be used for a multitude of purposes...

Waitaminute!! It just registered. DINAH?! Our Dinah? Said yes?

WithOUT stabbing you?

Did I get dropped off in the wrong Amber City?

Any why didn't someone tell me?! Hugs all 'round!

[rta_heulwen]

Let the joyous news be spread that the....

never mind. :)

Maybe it is the wrong Amber.

[cyrus_rta]

I very carefully planned the proposal to minimize the potential for stabbing.

[discordia_rta]

It's true. I was decidedly without any sharp stabby-ing instruments, at the time.

You've very clever, Love.

Or I would if you weren't dead.

[emma_rta]

You know, if you ever want a medium...

I'll have to have a little party...

[isabelle_rta]

One nobleman gone and wed, many more to go.

Re: I'll have to have a little party...

[cyrus_rta]

This party isn't going to involve more slapping, is it? I mean, I'll still show up I just want to be prepared.

Re: I'll have to have a little party...

[isabelle_rta]

No, now that mother knows you're unavailable your face is free!