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Farret face: "who put water in my gun?!"
Hawkeye: "how do you know it's water?"

Hawkeye: "Nurse you're out of uniform!"
Nurse: "where?!"
Hawkeye: "how about my place in 5 minutes?"

"wait, you're being nice to me... DAD! SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT AGAIN!!" ~Cory, that's so raven

yes, I'm 23 years old and I watch childrens television... that is all

I need an emotion chip like Data... then I could just turn it off whenever I wanted to...

It's amazing how one comment can change how you view a person... I got into it with TC a few Sundays ago and he said something that really changed the way I think about him, so much so that I'm going to change his name on here... he is no long "the candidate" (TC) for I have no desire for him to be one anymore. he compared all women to a value meal ( Read more... )

...yep, we're boned...

Friend: I’m so going to practice this at home. I’ll draw my husband naked, I’ll bring it in and show you.
Me: I don’t wanna see no naked men!
Friend: are you a lesbian?
Me: NO! … I’m Mormon.
Friend: Ohhhh…

1. If I were a fruit I'd be...
Jack McFarland (confused?2. If I were a color I'd be ( Read more... )

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be ( Read more... )

ehhh not so much... but somewhat...


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