Theory/Practice, Jack/OFC, Jack/Ianto, Fail!sex with contact lenseshanuuesheAugust 24 2009, 02:07:52 UTC
It had started out so well. Jack had put the contacts on in the club’s bathroom, the jeans and button-down shirt he’d put on to look normal seeming exotic to Ianto’s eyes. He’d winked into the mirror, mouthing “Here we go.”: words Ianto only understood because of the lip reading software.
The girl Jack followed out of the club into the alleyway was very pretty in a curvy sort of way, wearing a clingy sort of skirt that left nothing to the imagination- for example, her choice of underwear was 'lack thereof'. She wore a very dark green shirt, something which struck Ianto as oddly relevant as he made himself comfortable in Jack’s chair.
Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there.
He’d had to turn the lip-reading software off after a short while, because a) listening to it trying to interpret the moans she made was making his eye twitch, and b) Jack would pick the girl whose dirty talk sounded like it came from the worst sort of romance novel
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Re: Theory/Practice, Jack/OFC, Jack/Ianto, Fail!sex with contact lenseshanuuesheSeptember 1 2009, 00:52:55 UTC
It was that little awkward moment after they all vaguely agreed that it was fun that did it for me: like everyone was secretly thinking "wait, how did they manage to get that to work?"
The girl Jack followed out of the club into the alleyway was very pretty in a curvy sort of way, wearing a clingy sort of skirt that left nothing to the imagination- for example, her choice of underwear was 'lack thereof'. She wore a very dark green shirt, something which struck Ianto as oddly relevant as he made himself comfortable in Jack’s chair.
Unfortunately, it was all downhill from there.
He’d had to turn the lip-reading software off after a short while, because a) listening to it trying to interpret the moans she made was making his eye twitch, and b) Jack would pick the girl whose dirty talk sounded like it came from the worst sort of romance novel ( ... )
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