I'm cool, i gave up date-rape for lent.
more&more these days, i've noticed that conversations with people our (my) age seem to be all about talking without saying anything of value.
Quote the simpsons, tell everyone how things were so much cooler ten years ago. talk about drinking or smoking pot or both (or how you don't). dwell on this/these topics for extended periods of time. retell stories regarding drunk/high experiences. relate said experiences to how things were cooler ten years ago.
then, depending on who you're around, the conversation will turn to A) fight club. B) the matrix.
stories and cycles.
why is everybody so worried about being cool? you're not cool. i'm not cool. nobody is cool. stop, please.
too many people try too hard to be intellectual and exciting and clever.
and end up ignorant and boring and lame.
you can stop pointing fingers at yourselves or anyone else. there really was nobody in mind for this. i'm just excited for school but dreading that invariability of "college life avec les friends" that is endless simpsons quotes and nostalgia, hidden under "LETS ALL AGREE THAT BUSH IS DUMB" and "LETS ALL AGREE THAT RELIGION IS A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE BUT NOT FOR ME" and "I AM EXPRESSIVE BECAUSE I HAVE TATTOOS AND SMOKE POT".
i don't smoke pot.
can i make friends at school?
if i dislike every guy that i find out plays guitar before i find out he has redeeming qualities, and i won't gravitate towards non-pretty people (you befriend people that you feel you fit in with best; mostly by looks), and am sick of people all asking for the same opinion on politics and religion, and don't want to make friends because "Everyone makes friends" and they all just hate eachother by christmas anyway -- neh. i'm just too picky, and i only know the simpsons semi-well.
Hey, quick! cam! be insecure.
Quote the simpsons, tell everyone how things were so much cooler ten years ago. talk about drinking or smoking pot or both (or how you don't). dwell on this/these topics for extended periods of time. retell stories regarding drunk/high experiences. relate said experiences to how things were cooler ten years ago.
then, depending on who you're around, the conversation will turn to A) fight club. B) the matrix.
stories and cycles.
why is everybody so worried about being cool? you're not cool. i'm not cool. nobody is cool. stop, please.
too many people try too hard to be intellectual and exciting and clever.
and end up ignorant and boring and lame.
you can stop pointing fingers at yourselves or anyone else. there really was nobody in mind for this. i'm just excited for school but dreading that invariability of "college life avec les friends" that is endless simpsons quotes and nostalgia, hidden under "LETS ALL AGREE THAT BUSH IS DUMB" and "LETS ALL AGREE THAT RELIGION IS A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE BUT NOT FOR ME" and "I AM EXPRESSIVE BECAUSE I HAVE TATTOOS AND SMOKE POT".
i don't smoke pot.
can i make friends at school?
if i dislike every guy that i find out plays guitar before i find out he has redeeming qualities, and i won't gravitate towards non-pretty people (you befriend people that you feel you fit in with best; mostly by looks), and am sick of people all asking for the same opinion on politics and religion, and don't want to make friends because "Everyone makes friends" and they all just hate eachother by christmas anyway -- neh. i'm just too picky, and i only know the simpsons semi-well.
Hey, quick! cam! be insecure.