QUICKLY, ALERT THE INTERNET

[czamero]

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but my parents just woke me up with a rotary phone.

i am soon off to the mall to get a belt and some contact cement.

i will soon have a belt buckle that puts yours to shame, LED lights, NES controller, the resurrection of christ on your midsection - all included.

so fuck all y'all, and dial 0 for furter instructions

Comments

[onlylonely]

EEEEE!
i'm excited for you but also mad because i want my scrolling buckle to be the best ever.
grrrr...
but:
EEEEE!

[czamero]

step one: where the christ are my screwdrivers?

[davinky]

step one, bang the phone against the wall, step 2 remove dialer, step 3 kick old peices, step 4 swear a bunch, kick someones cat, then go back to kicking the remnents of the phone, forget what your doing, remember what your doing, step -.05 ta da belt