Gabe: gets off the phone

Stacie: Who was that?

Gabe: My next conquest..

Stacie: Your next conquest? What happened to that guy you went on a date with?

Gabe: He just won't... ugh... he won't go out and get me, you know what I'm saying?

Stacie: Gabe, you can't be the woman all the time!!!

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You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!


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"It's like they were trying to stick me with a broom stick..." Grandma Sanchez on having sex with a condom...

Please post a comment with a memory you have of me. It can be anything you want. It can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this to your journal and see what people remember about you...

And if you comment, I'll comment back with a treasured memory of you!

Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

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Wby is it that lately I feel like there's so much to say, so much to justify, to express, yet find myself utterly incapable of coming up with statements that make sense? Lately I feel that even when I notice something beautiful, I can't put the experience into words. Or I will think of a way to explain my experience, but only hold it for a fleeting ( Read more... )

JAMAICA INN by Tori Amos

Can you patch my jeans Peggy Ann?
just a little stitch to mend the hole
he has torn
if you can

maybe I got too set in my ways
he says she reminds him of me
when we first met
in those early days...

the sexiest thing is trustI wake up to find ( Read more... )

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