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Huh
I've been putting out fires for so long that I've completely forgotten to stop throwing matches. -
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Hot Fuzz. Go see it. Soon.
Best $9.75 I've spent in a long time... -
OH NOES!!!! CHEETO IS BEING ATTACK BY TEH ALIENZ!!!!11!!
Joe bought a balloon animal kit yesterday.
Cheeto has discovered the balloon static trick and claims that the "fuzzies" are from the alien ship, and that they are trying to harm us by making us fuzzy.
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Cheeto has now subdued the aliens. Hair and clothes can now live in peace... -
WHERE'S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING NOW?
Clearly, not in my town.
One inch of flavorless, colorless slurpee spread across my car. Traffic lights out, causing a two-hour commute.
Wondering if I should take an hour personal time, or stay here til 6 to make it up. Decisions, decisions... -
Heh...
From Fark.com main page: "Czech scientists have developed a "smart" vending machine that sells beer. Still no cure for cancer, but we'll take it ( Read more... ) -
Books
Today I finally finished Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere, and discovered that books of his genre CAN be enjoyable and intellectually satisfying. Excellent ( Read more... ) -
Taste like piss and costs big bucks...
I hate $tarbuck$, $tarbuck$ sucks...
From the article in The Phoenix: http://www.phoenixvillenews.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18161612&BRD=1673&PAG=461&dept_id=17915&rfi=6
Pineville has proposed demolishing the two-story ( Read more... ) -
Survey
Copycat ( Read more... ) -
Banter (wit has gone missing)
*J admires butt in silky black skirt*
Me: You need to buy me more skirts! With your millions of dollars!
J: *holding back laughter* I will! WITH MY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF...hay pennies?
At 5,000,000 hay pennies, that's still 25,000 dollars and more than enough money to buy skirts. Many skirts!
