Survey says
Taken a picture completely naked?
I’m not Pete Wentz
Made out with someone on your top 8?
hellz yeah
Danced in front of your mirror naked?
like, every day.
Told a lie?
you’re my favorite liar.
Ever had a one night stand?
hahahaha
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
duh
Made out with someone of the same sex?
I um, sleep in the same bed as Jackie most days.
Seen someone die?
yeah.
Kissed a picture?
TOM DELONG WHAT?!
Slept in until 5pm?
4 actually.
Had sex at work (on the clock)?
in the ketchup isle.
Fallen asleep at work/school?
school: every effing day.
Held a snake?
mmhmm
Ran a red light?
oh man, I ran 3 just the other day. :(
Been suspended from school?
nah.
Totaled your car in an accident?
god no
Pole danced?
ribbon danced
Been fired from a job?
kind of.
Sang karaoke?
Avril Lavine style.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
all the time.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
ew. yeah.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
It didn’t taste that good
Kissed in the rain?
yeah. :)
Sang in the shower?
for whatever reason I like to sing Queens “Bicycle” I dunno.
Gave your private parts a nickname?
The octagon.
Ever gone to school without underwear?
YEAH! it was supa sweet.
Sat on a roof top?
Listening to punk rock
Played chicken?
it was scary.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
and a cell phone.
Broken a bone?
too many.
Mooned/flashed someone?
bOObs
Had sex with your socks on?
I don’t wear socks cause I’m a gangsta
Shaved your head?
god no.
Slept naked?
It’s preferable.
Blacked out from drinking?
nah.
Played a prank on someone?
uh duh.
Had a gym membership?
The gym called and asked if I'd like to renew my membership. I said “sure, where ya located?”
Felt like killing someone?
yeah. : /
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
damn emo kid. It was pretty cute though.
Cried over someone you were in love with?
yeah
Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
no, and it wasn’t in the shower either.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
“I’m sorry I can’t go on a date with you, I’ve eaten some Mexican jumping beans and I’m going to die”
Been in a band?
no but I fucked the drummer.
Subscribed to Maxim?
Maxim is for pussys.
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
no thanks.
Shot a gun?
yeah. it was awesome.
Shot a bow and arrow?
I’de like to learn.
Played strip poker?
mmhmm. Sadly I don’t really know how to play poker. It didn’t work out too well.
Tripped on mushrooms?
And Angel Trumpet.
Donated Blood?
not anymore because I went to fucking Mexico.
Video taped yourself having sex?
with myself? no.
Ever jump out of an airplane?
Myself + Alex on her birthday. 18 RULEZ.
Have you been to more than 10 countries?
More than 10 states.
Have you lived in more than one state?
New York is where it’s at.
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1.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (middle name/ street you live on)
Carissa Centerwood
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Alice dums dums.
3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
NPep
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Puffin
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Carissa Massapequia
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
PepSepTay
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Assirac Epes
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet, street you grew up on)
Taylor Clocks
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you or your parents drive)
The pink Lexus