fairy tales and lullabyes
your eyes so precious and new
and mine will cry
streaming tears of baby blue

and i'll take a picture
on the day you first stand tall
and promise you
that i'll never let you fall

birthday today. not doin much tho, the goings on will be this weekend.

also, i'm really enjoying the uplift mofo party plan lately.

so we've decided on names. some might think it's too early to settle but they feel so right.
Noah for a boy and Kira for a girl.

and whoever visits us first, we both can't wait to meet you.

did you know...

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

If you throw a midget into a tub of hot water, he makes sleepy time tea.

If you kick a midget in the balls, he turns into 8 squirrels and they run off into the forest

If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

Your walk is:
Full of Arm Flailing


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i'm going to be a daddy :)

it's may the first. i turn 25 on may the 10th. i've no clue what i'm going to end up doing, but i guarantee it will end with drunken kareoke. some psylocybe mini-putt would be fantastic, especially the driving range. i'd probably just end up feeling bad for hitting the poor golf balls too hard. if anyone can think of anything scrumtrelascent ( Read more... )

( some hair cuttin and shananigans )

Most F-Bombs Per Minute

10: Narc (2.83/min)
9: Made (2.91/min)
8: Ken Loach's Sweet Sixteen (2.95/min)
7: Martin Lawrence Live - Runteldat (3.07/min)
6: Twin Town (3.23/min)
5: Another Day In Paradise (3.24/min)
4: Eddie Murphy Delirious (3.33/min)
3: Fubar (3.60/min)
2: Nil By Mouth (3.67/min)
1: The Devil's Rejects (5.13/min)

i got a few questions i need answerin from all of you ( Read more... )