**Silly Sex**
SEX!!! Now that I have your attention...;)
1. What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
Answer: Hair balls.
2. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Answer: Come in five flavors
3. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Answer: Crust
4. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
5. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Answer: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.
6. What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy together?
Answer: A red headed Bitch with a yeast infection
7. How do you pi$$ off Winnie The Pooh?
Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey
8. What is the ultimate re! jection?
Answer: When you're masturbating and your hand falls
asleep
9. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my
election.
10. What does a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist
have in common?
Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it
11. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
Answer: A blow job with handle bars
12. What do you call a group of blondes on roller
skates?
Answer: A mobile sperm bank.
13. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over
her head?
Answer: All you can eat for under a buck.
14. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
telephone pole?
Answer: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch
someone.
15. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
Answer: A cherry float.
16. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse
say?
Answer: Beat it - we're closed.
17. Why do walruses go to Tupperwar! e parties?
Answer: To find a tight seal.
18. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.
19. What's the difference between sin and shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
pull it out.
20. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
21. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
Answer: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and
moaning, "Lie to me!"
22. Why is air a lot like sex?
Answer: Because it's no big deal unless you're not
getting any.
23. What's another name for pickled bread?
Answer: Dill-dough
24. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
Answer: He heard the snow blower coming.
25. Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
Answer: She's withholding evidence
26. What's the difference between light and hard?
Answer. You can sleep with a l! ight on.
27. Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of
bed?
Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
28. Why is sex like a bridge game?
Answer: You don't need a partner if you have a good
hand.
29. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in
common?
Answer: Their balls are just for decoration.
Mwoahahhahaa!!!...:).
1. What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
Answer: Hair balls.
2. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Answer: Come in five flavors
3. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Answer: Crust
4. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
5. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Answer: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.
6. What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy together?
Answer: A red headed Bitch with a yeast infection
7. How do you pi$$ off Winnie The Pooh?
Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey
8. What is the ultimate re! jection?
Answer: When you're masturbating and your hand falls
asleep
9. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my
election.
10. What does a pizza delivery man and a gynacologist
have in common?
Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it
11. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
Answer: A blow job with handle bars
12. What do you call a group of blondes on roller
skates?
Answer: A mobile sperm bank.
13. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over
her head?
Answer: All you can eat for under a buck.
14. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
telephone pole?
Answer: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch
someone.
15. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
Answer: A cherry float.
16. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse
say?
Answer: Beat it - we're closed.
17. Why do walruses go to Tupperwar! e parties?
Answer: To find a tight seal.
18. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.
19. What's the difference between sin and shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
pull it out.
20. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
21. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
Answer: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and
moaning, "Lie to me!"
22. Why is air a lot like sex?
Answer: Because it's no big deal unless you're not
getting any.
23. What's another name for pickled bread?
Answer: Dill-dough
24. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
Answer: He heard the snow blower coming.
25. Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
Answer: She's withholding evidence
26. What's the difference between light and hard?
Answer. You can sleep with a l! ight on.
27. Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of
bed?
Answer: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
28. Why is sex like a bridge game?
Answer: You don't need a partner if you have a good
hand.
29. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in
common?
Answer: Their balls are just for decoration.
Mwoahahhahaa!!!...:).