Chef Elissa
I spit in your food
Thank you come again

Who wants life insurance?
Better yet, who wants to sell it?
Holla.

Seriously though, Chef training for a year
Then my uncle can hook me up with a job
at Royal York hotel cause he's a chef there
Then at the same time take that Culinary Arts - French program
and who knows what I'll do after

I was serious ( Read more... )

"Mayah hee, mayah hoo, mayah ha, mayah HAW HAW", while throwing hands in the air ( Read more... )

Need this to happen, want this to happen
Lord God, save me

81 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1. What color is your toothbrush?
WHITE AND BLUE

2, Name one person that made you smile today?
DENIS

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
WORKING

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
FINALLY INSTALLING MY W.O.W 8)

5, What is your ( Read more... )

"Holla at the penguins down in Houston, Texas!"

Holla! This is why I love you..

And I secretly like how your friends call me your wife

Today I have "food poisoning with the additional taste of diarhea"
Tomorrow's my last day at Winners. Thank God.
Next week, 40 hours at Starbucks. Sweeet.
But they're mostly morning shifts..
but it means I have my afternoons free ( :
Supposed to work this morning 5-1 at starbucks, and 4-930 at winners
But I fell asleep and called in sick. Lazy. 
Let's go ( Read more... )

I found my paradise

No school for 4 months
All I gotta say is..
HAVE FUN AT SCHOOL GUYS!
Week-enders?

Babyboy, we need a new picture
but how to tell you that i broke the camera somehow..
wtfruit is zoom error?

CSI marathon on spike tv, again? Sick!
I'm at Morales' house. Alone. With his mother.
She's love.
Oh and that 8 hour shift training? I made it into 2.
With me feeling like crap and all. Yeeeeknow.
Papi, come home to me.
 

Hello Starbucks
Goodbye Winners
Only cause I was bored and genie, and julz, and viki did it
 Which Disney Princess Are You?

Cinderella;
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[  ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[  ] Your mom is really strict
[x] You have ( Read more... )

Fill up me up, you fucking buttercup
Just how you do, that doo-doot-doo?