why porn stars never give handjobs...at least this is my best guess/burned salmon

[d3fault23]

ok so im at this car place in dallas and i see this porn star (so my friend informed me ever so discretely by shouting it in my ear...) anyway i walked over and said hi while my friend drooled onto the 67 firebird i was looking at and she goes to shake my hand...bad idea

Comments

[dramaticirony66]

honey, that is one of the most disgusting and funniest things i have heard in a while.

i only have one thing to say:
ew

[anonymous]

eww why you puttin that crap on here? i dont wanna read about porn stars hands that gross, cant you talk about something fun or like better like idk haha but yea, now im gonna barf, which isnt good bcuz i dont have anything to barf up and i cant barf, im gonna have fun tryin to do that! thanks!!
jk haha
-sijdkabikiwahy

[d3fault23]

can i get a name so i know who to call retarded?