hey tit's and dicks ( Read more... )

if you are ever wondering what alica keys looks wearing hard nipples and a golden tong ask my dad... [pukes ( Read more... )

i'm currently studying the art of reversing your age ( Read more... )

i suppose you could say a good day of mine is a day that i don't have to look into the mirror; the way i look completely disgusts me.

my life has been good.
my hair looks pretty in my head and sometimes outside my head too ( Read more... )

tahahah ( Read more... )

things i lov* to eat ( Read more... )

the faa ordered someone to shoot and kill all the rabbits that are on the MIA airport ( Read more... )

my hair is pink ( Read more... )

[deletes and forgets]
paola is sorry if jeffrey is twice as sorry.

okay okay paola is sorry if jeffrey buys her another yummy chocalate.
=)

i'm finishing off a novella by steve martin ( Read more... )