It seems Jude Law has had the good sense to use me as a model for his character Alfie. He says I'm a dandy. I find that quite amusing. I wonder if this means I get some of the profits. There are profits, right?
I'm slightly disappointed those rumours of you and I dating haven't reached you yet, I even mentioned them on a US talk show (Leno or Conan, I'm forgetting) not long ago. Maybe I can go find the transcript for you. It's not even "Beckham and Law - HOT GAY SEX!", but we're ... dating. All formal like. I personally thought it was hilarious the UK tabs finally came up with something good about us. Haha I love you, but not like that, okay? If Alfie does well I'll buy you a few drinks or something, especially if you'll get fancied up for me like it's a real date.
Well then I'll expect drinks all around, not that I drink, of course. I'd quite fancy that date as well, though not like that. haha! I predict one of us will be pregnant shortly.
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Just long enough for photos.
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