Dylan.05

[d_carabas]

I totally missed the lunar eclipse tonight because of all the smog. Man, I couldn't even see the moon from where I was. Oh, air pollution, how you vex me!

The crazies were out in force tonight. I had to chase this one guy out of the store with a broom. He sat down in the middle of the aisle and refused to move until I picked up the broom to

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[unbearded]

Told you so. Lunar eclipse, dude. Does shit.

[d_carabas]

It's just so freaking weird, you know? I mean, being in the Village we get our fair share of crazies anyway, but it's like they breed or something when it's a full moon/eclipse.

[unbearded]

Seriously. It's some weird cosmic shit or something, if you believe in all that. And even if you don't, you've got a bunch of people in a city who DO believe in that shit and so they're acting all fucked up themselves.

[d_carabas]

You think that's it? They're using it as an excuse to all got batshit insane? I dunno. Most of the one's I've had to deal with haven't been that coherent. Unless there's a local mental hospital that releases patients based on the phases of the moon, or something.

Hey, it's New York. It could happen.

[vanyourwinkle]

Man, it sounds like your dog piss guy came around my work. Fucking animal.

[d_carabas]

That's a hell of a distance for him to travel to annoy both of us. Unless there's a dog piss conspiracy.

[vanyourwinkle]

I bet that's what it totally is! Like some government agency went out and hosed down ALL THE HOMELESS WHACKJOBS in the city with tanks of dog piss and then took them in unmarked vans and dropped them off in random locations.

[d_carabas]

See and the whole mental hospital thing's totally a part of it. They wait until there's a full moon then release them to the government agency for hosing.

You working tonight?