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[d_f_s]

"Yeah, definitely one of the more sleazy profs..."

"so, is it true that he sleeps with his grad students?"

"wtf, no. He sleeps with UNDERGRADS".

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[mortrossean]

A man who clearly has this figured out.

Q: "You know what's big, black, and beautiful?"

A: "Nothing."

Q: "That was awfully insensitive.. Didn't your grandfather die in the holocaust."

A: "Yes, it was terrible. He fell off his guard tower."