Tax Day = Crazy Day??

[d_liriumtremens]

I'm a tax preparer. Today, April 15th, was of course, Tax Day. It's the last day to file on time, so the office was CRAZY busy. I'd like to emphasize the CRAZY, because it doesn't only apply to "busy." It applies to the clients as well.

Here's the run down on some of the people I met with today:

1. Toothless Carpenter Woman and rabid Hillary

Comments

[sneaky_minx]

Hands down, most entertaining post of the week!

So, on the business cards would there be space to include how far you're willing to go sexually because I think that might be the only way to score a job from the Congressmen. Of course, Toothless Woman might get a hold of one of them and you'd be in a heap of trouble! Unless of course in 15 years, neither of you are with anyone...Nah, that never works out. And there'd be issues in the relationship...like her hygiene...and your non-lesbianess.

And now I'm going to have to keep an eye on eBay for any of his The Word stuff that makes it through.

[d_liriumtremens]

I can only think that if I went the business card route (which I won't be), I would get arrested for solicitation. Because that's exactly where my mind went when he was telling me this.

Also, I haven't seen anything as yet online about The Word. I'll keep an eye out.

From A in RI

[anonymous]

Holy shitballs, Will Robinson!!!! That is one crazy ass day! My favorite? The pill popper like Kennedy. That is AWESOME!!! Of course, the Prophet amused me, too. Maybe if I get this new job, we can introduce your "clients" to the "special people" I will be dealing with, and my "special people" can "take care of" your "clients." There must have been something in the air today. HA!

And Adolf? Really? Poor kid. Who would DO that to a kid?

Re: From A in RI

[d_liriumtremens]

Yep, Adolf. Shame, isn't it?? And he had some common cookie-cutter last name similar to Smith or Jones, too. That made it even more bizarre.

[cookie_n_cream]

Wow, hopefully not everyday at work's like that.

[d_liriumtremens]

No, most days were fine. But this one was really really really freaking nuts.