NEW TIME AWAKE RECORD - 51 HOURS STRAIGHT

From 6.30am Friday to 9.30am Sunday

Can't be bothered explaining the adventure.

A - Available?: Only On Tuesdays ( Read more... )

Yeah so i get a phone call to my work from someone calling our free number (1800...) and they start mumbling on about some job only referring to themselves as 'Miss Budd'. Like honestly i get this message "Michael, you have Miss Budd on the phone ( Read more... )

Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year ( Read more... )

CAN I ASK YOU ALL A QUESTION??

WELL YOU DONT HAVE MUCH OF A FUCKING CHOICE NOW

- That is all.

Please do not leave me a comment saying you do not understand, Like you can if you really want to, but don't. (I asked you a question in the first place)

Below is my response to someone who sent me that chain mail saying that you are going to have to pay for msn if you don't forward it ( Read more... )

Today i realised i get an uncanny pleasure out of watching people rushing to get their train.

I discovered this whilst going up the escalator, grinning wildly at all the fools half running half falling down the stairs to get their train, whilst i stood stationary looking at them all.

Well my weekend was fun fun fun ( Read more... )

Word,

I working in the printing industry, in this industry there is a very commonly used saying that i have said many times before and never realised how fucking suicidal it sounds.

"Cut to bleed"Meaning cut the white border off from around a colour print ( Read more... )

Well in short IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME ( Read more... )