Field journal

[d_mcetiquette]

Conditions are worsening. The cold demons have converged and shriek for blood like howling, windy banshees. Supplies are low, but I dare not venture forth as it takes longer to apply winter gear than it does to walk to the store and back. I have managed to trap heat in the kitchen, but living room and bedroom are no longer fit for human habitation

Comments

[pseudomammal]

I'm afraid it might be time to eat the huskies. We all knew it could come to this.

Did you really finish all that rum already?

[d_mcetiquette]

Okay, there is still rum, but it and the coffee have taken heavy damage.

[gfrancie]

Time to make milk punch, burn old copies of Elfquest and size up who might be worth eating.

[d_mcetiquette]

But if we burn the Elfquest where will we get our hot elf action to see us through the cold, long winter?

hot elf action

[pseudomammal]

Had I, hypothetically, ever made a bet (with, say, Vruba) consisting of a list of phrases I was sure I would never see my little sister use in public, I would have just lost.

Re: hot elf action

[d_mcetiquette]

I would very much like to see the hypothetical list.