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Cellos Cellos Everywhere

Feb 18, 2008 12:50

Can anyone explain to me why I'm not in Moscow right now?

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lightprincess89 February 18 2008, 19:21:39 UTC

Pardon my french but...

God damn it!!!

d_mcetiquette February 18 2008, 19:40:35 UTC

What would you say to kidnapping Sophie for a translator and hitchhiking to Russia?

lightprincess89 February 18 2008, 20:42:12 UTC

I'm there! Giant cello cases and all.

Can anyone explain to me why I'm not in Moscow right now? anonymous February 18 2008, 22:00:35 UTC

Because you chose Door #1 which opened to the eternally charming but monetarily poor parents when you could have chosen Door #2 which hid the obviously superior choice of neglectful but fairly wealthy parents who would have supplied all the money you could want rather than family ties? Door #3 is too depressing to even contemplate: Bill and Melissa Gates.