Is life of a minion...

[d_minion]

Was not apology, that. Was rubbing salt in wounds. Why would care if hurt my feelings, anyhow?

Am just a minion. No one cares, if a minion's feelings are hurt.

*looks down and shrugs*

S'fine. Used to it. Lot in life, and all that.

...

*sniffles*

*sigh*

Have vengeance demon wannabee to hunt down and have stern talk-to about some moths and

Comments

[soulvamp]

You know... second run of that calendar? Cash for both of us, might lift your spirits. Although I'm not sure why I want your spirits lifted after you got me all skittles to the wind recently. *grr*

Re:

[d_minion]

*sidelong look*

Didn't think you would be one to pick it up. Not my fault. Was specifically meant to be used by human.

Damage shouldn't be too long lasting.

*embarassed wince*

Actually, would be fourth run now. Calendar popular.

*sighs heavily*

Calendars more popular than minions. Of course.

*stares listlessly ahead*

[soulvamp]

*ponders* Perhaps you're finding a life of evil to be unsatisfying? Maybe you ought to chuck it all and soften some fabric try to walk the straight and narrow, eh? With that calendar, I think you could have a satisfyin' career in graphic design or perhaps open your own adult bookstore.

[d_minion]

soften some fabric

*stricken look*

*lower lip quivers*

*eyes fill up with tears*

aww.

[aeiriz]

Poor Darling! *hugs* It'll be okay. Want me to go kick the mean man in the jimmys then run like hell? I'll do it!

*smiles* You'll be okay. I think you're cute and loveable and all that fun stuff. As well as being an evil criminal mastermind. I wish only to aspire to your level.

In closing, you're nifty, and I love you, and don't give up!

Also; you should try stealing his soul. Always works for me.

Re: aww.

[d_minion]

Souls a dime a dozen in Lower Regions. Neat for party lights, but tend to kvetch too much. Not my cup of tea, anyhow.

*blinks*

Really think am nifty & cute & loveable & all that fun stuff?

*vaguely hopeful look*

*blushes bashfully at criminal mastermind compliment and toes ground shyly*

A thousand times, Yes!

[aeiriz]

Yes, yes of course you are! I wish I could aspire to be as nifty as you! Getting them all off guard with your cuteness then going in for the kill ... its pure brilliance! I wish only to aspire you you're level of nifty coolness!

If stealing souls is boring ... maybe sick the new Slashers on mean people. They probably have pictures that will traumatize for years.

[rona_sit]

STOP grinning already!!

Re:

[d_minion]

*sad look*

*mopes*

...

Erm. Think may have gone a bit overboard on this one... Should not be hearing song anymore now. Oops?

[xander__harris]

I'm sorry for my apology. I was just trying to apologize for everything. It was supposed to be a no-salt apology.

You're very bad minion who made my life a living hell. Good... er, evil job. Does that help?

[d_minion]

*looks up through tears*

Really? Lots & lots?

...

Actually, was just teasing, mostly. Is fun.

Making life hell would be more complex, and lots more inconvenient for you.

*nods pensively*

Would probably involve lots of pain, eternal torment, and all that stuff. Is icky so usually is not first resort of mine.

*ponders*

*offers Twinkie*

[xander__harris]

A lot of big bads have come through this town, but you're the first to use Twinkies against me. Well done. Very evil. You should be proud.

*accepts Twinkie gratefully*

Re:

[d_minion]

*perks up a bit*

*remembers what Fagless!Vamp said*

*droops*

Is not true. Are just trying to be nice. Am a... a failure as a Minion...

*sniffles*

[_nightshade_]

You look tasty...

[rona_sit]

fangs! pretty girl.

[cole_turner]

Interesting Willow costume.

What do you really look like?

[_nightshade_]

What do you want me to look like? I serve the First, just as you do.