Things to Perk up a Minion of Evil

[d_minion]

1) Be told am Evil.
2) Be told am Evilest of them all.
3) Be told am cute & loveable, to boot.

and...

4) Steal all of someone's cigarettes, nicotine patches & gums, etc. And make sure can't find any for a bit. Yesss...

After all.

Am Evil.

Would hate to disapoint.

*solemn nod*

*flounces off cutely*

Comments

[astraeia]

You're the evillest, cutie!

Re:

[d_minion]

*preens*

Appreciation ALWAYS nice.

*purrs at you*

[xdawnsummersx]

Since when is helping people quit smoking evil? I'm not liking what I'm seeing here, minion. Don't make me hunt you down and show you just how disrespectful I can be.

[singindemonhq]

Hey D'minion - did you steal some of the singinmojo to turn Rona into Barney? I was watching the security-tapes, and just saw you on the bed with Tara during the musical...