[Drabble] House Arrest (VF, Asami/Takaba, crack)

[d_moonchild]

Title: House Arrest

Pairing: Asami/Takaba

Warnings: Mpreg. Blame anitac588 who should've been cautious enough not to mention mpreg in one sentence, and Viewfinder in the next one. Who knows what sick perverts might stumble across your post and interpret absolutely unrelated remarks in their own very twisted way?

Comments

[anitac588]

*giggles*
And this is my fault??!! I distinctly remember mentioning sluts with collar too! And stripper wave!!! You had to go and pick alien biology, lol.

Of course, I love it, it's hilarious!!!!

[d_moonchild]

*nods firmly* Yep. Totally your fault. I would never have thought to connect the concepts of VF and male pregnancy on my own. But when a certain someone mentioned first one and then the other, I was like, "OMG, there's a mpreg VF fic?!"

And a second later, as I realized I got it wrong, "OMG, this fandom doesn't have a single mpreg story yet?!" :)

[anitac588]

*still giggling, imagining Asami's and Takaba's faces when they learned about it*

Well, you know, that evening I had sore joints, pressing enter between sentences seemed superfluous.

[d_moonchild]

pressing enter between sentences seemed superfluous

And you reap what you sow :)

[d_moonchild]

Just think about all those poor VF fans who get to read it. Their pain is greater than yours, I assure you *g*

And... I hate to break your heart, like, twice, but I did it before, in HP fandom :P So I'm even sicker than you thought.

[japanpeterpan]

Hehehehehehhehehehehe
This amuses far more than it has any right to.

[d_moonchild]

Thank you! I find something morbidly fascinating about inserting the idea of male pregnancy into Viewfinder ^_^

[japanpeterpan]

I don't know what's the bigger crack element in this pairing. Takaba having a baby is pretty whack for obvious reasons, but Asami being a father is practically as wonky XD
Well... thank you for that :) The world needs more crackfic.

[d_moonchild]

Hey! I'm sure Asami would be a perfect daddy! Way too controlling, interfering and protective, but great overall.

It's the idea of mommy!Akihito that's making me question my sanity...

[k_a_s_h_k_a]

oh. my. gawd. you made akihito carry asami`s baby!!! i so envy him :P
it`s simply hilarious. and the line: "Shit. I turned into a cripple. Can't even see my cock without a mirror" just made me laugh XDDD
soo amusing ans kind of sweet at the same time XD

thanks for writing and sharing. i guess we need to thank anitac588 for conceiving the idea in your head too XDDD

[d_moonchild]

Sankyuu! It amazes me to no end, how we all know that Akihito is the luckiest man on the whole planet, and he's the only one who fails to see it! :)

[moonlit_page]

Please, what is this fandom and where can I find its crack?

[d_moonchild]

You haven't read Viewfinder? *gasps* It's a marvelous manga by Yamane Ayano, with interesting plot and beautiful artwork. A brash and extremely independent pretty, young freelance photographer, an irresistible tall, dark and handsome yakuza boss, sex, violence, sex, adventure... did I mention sex?

Here's the comm:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/yamane_ayano

If you join it and check the downloads link (top of the page), you'll be able to get the scanlations. It's a must read. If there's a problem with the links, let me know and I'll send you the files.

[moonlit_page]

Oh, I've seen some of this on yaoi_daily, I believe. Thanks! Love, Roo

[harrellj]

Also, if you're in the US or want the official english version, Be Beautiful has the first volume available to buy right now, though every other place I've tried to get it says the release date is Aug 28th or so.