I realise I haven't actually followed through on my promise to be nice to more people yet, but here's your chance to change all that. I want everyone (even those of you who are just scrolling right on past this or lurk) to comment. Make it anonymous if you have to. Tell me anything; your life story, a joke your AIM SN - ANYTHING I just want to
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The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with
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nahnah :*
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