Stolen from various people.. rules of this, write down twelve characters, without looking at the questions. Then answer.
1. Akabane(GetBackers)
2. Rajura(Samurai Troopers)
3. Count D(Petshop of Horrors)
4. Lina Inverse(Slayers)
5. Integra Hellsing(Hellsing)
6. Sephiroth(FF7)
7. Tohru(Fruits Basket)
8. Chocolate Misu(Sorcerer Hunters)
9. Vampire Hunter D(..same)
10. Duo Maxwell(GW)
11. Vash the Stampeed(Trigun)
12. Albel Nox(Star Ocean 3)
--Have you ever read a (6/11) fic? Do you want to?
Out of pure curiosity. Yes.
--Do you think (4) is hot? How hot?
As hot as the fireball ya'd get hit with if ya said otherwise. *sweat*
--What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant?
Red eyed, 1/4 vampire.. veery bad attitude.. and maggots. Yess..
--Can you recommend any fics about (9)?
Very hard to scrounge up a decent piece of work about that boy.
--Would (2) and (6) make a good couple?
Er.. well, they both kill people an have white/ish hair. 's good enough for some writers.
Perhaps if one was speaking of the 'sane' Sephiroth..
--(5/9) or (5/10)? Why?
Integra with VHD or Duo Maxwell? Eee. Both would spawn interesting plotlines. I'd say 5/10. Since 9 would odd with his 'dad' about. And with 10, he'd be all "I'm the God of Death!".. and Walter would probably have to put him back into line, since there is only enough room for one Shinigami in Hellsing.
.. and Alucard would eat his Gundam..
Er.. anyway.
--What would happen if (7) walked in on (2) and (12) having sex?
..shed pass out and die from either embarrasment, nosebleeding, or one of those two killing her.
--Make up a summary for a (3/10) fic.
Yay~ voice actor shipping~
Er, the Count's shop stays in business until the AC age. The Preventers, wishing to investigate the 'unusual' activity in the area, decides to send out yet another American to unsettle the daily routine of the Petshop.
--Is there any such thing as (1/8) fluff?
.. no, since 'Akabane', and 'fluff' is not something one usually puts together in one sentence.
'course Chocolate's garroting, and hidden fact that she is actually a God.. could interest him for at least, a little while.
--Suggest a title for a (12/7) hurt-comfort fic.
Haha. "Tohru's Daring Adventure".. "The Aftermath"(Convenient Plothole of Dimension Crossing~)
--What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted (4) to deflower (1)?
.. unless Lina had some sort of surgury, or a strap-on.. would usually be the other way..
Hrm. The power of LoN has flowed freely within Lina.. Gourry has failed in retrieving her, but instead of utterly vanishing, she is taken to a different world. Appearing in a crater in Mugenjo, after much black lightning and chaos type destruction. A much changed Lina, happens upon something she finds.. intriguing, and decides to take it.
--Does anyone on your friends list read (7) slash?
Eh.. if someone has thought up Tohru as a guy.. perhaps?
--Does anyone on your friends list read (3) het?
Not sure. Probably not, not much of the Count with het.. unless you speak of OC. *twitch*
--Does anyone on your friends list write or draw (11)?
Don't think so.
--Would anyone on your friends list write (2/4/5)?
Maybe? If they knew who all of them were...
--What might (10) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Shinigami!" *snerk*
--If you wrote a songfic about (8), which song would you choose?
Illuminati: Malice Mizer
--If you wrote a (1/6/12) fic, what would the warnings be?
NC-17, bloodshed, bondage, Eeevil.
--What would be a good pick-up line for (2) to use on (10)?
Want to see a magic trick?
--When was the last time you read a fic about (5)?
Sadly, a quite some time ago. Must look for more.
--What is (6)'s super-sekrit kink?
There's a reason why he just took Jenova's head.. :x
--Would (11) shag (9)? Drunk or sober?
Both would have to be veeery drunk. With D usin' his 'I'm teh Pretteh!justsu' he seems to exude in the novels.
--If (3) and (7) get together, who tops?
.. my brain. *twitch* I just don't know. The Count, if he was feeling more predatory I suppose..
--"(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) suddenly runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"The Crossover From Someplace Relatively Uncomfortable"
imapsychojover, majasaki, malicemizeryuki ... likely just out of morbid curiosity.
And to write it.. myself. :D Would have to be reaaly parody... 'cause ya, VHD is so going to run off with Lina Inverse.
--How would you feel if (7/8) was canon?
I would feel sad for all of those Fruits Basket boys.. and for Carrot... somewhat.