for the past week or so, i've felt either very sad or absolutely euphoric. like the kind of euphoria you feel when you're on drugs, except there are no drugs involved. it's so fucking weird. i like to talk about feelings a lot. that means i'm probably gay. big surprise there, huh? i know one thing's for certain: i'm fucking tired! i hope this ( Read more... )

i'm happy. very happy. i'm not sure if i like it. for the past year and a half or so, i've been anywhere from mildly depressed to "omfg you almost killed yourself!" depressed. now, i'm happy. my life really is wonderful. but on the other hand, i'm a fucking bum! i still don't have a job, i don't really look for a job, and hcc (currently the lone ( Read more... )

hot damn.

i really need to find a mirror to hang up in my room. i am fucking sick of walking the two steps over to the bathroom just to look at my gorgeous face. i need instant gratification in a circumstance such as this. it's my beautiful face, so why should i deny myself the opportunity to look at it in my own room? it just doesn't make sense. yesterday i ( Read more... )

SOOOOO, LATELY ( Read more... )

an excerpt from my highly accurate chronicling of the cape trip. this is from day 3, one of the more hilarious times ( Read more... )

cape cape cape. should be great. i'm going to be drunk around the clock, and i am so damn cool because of it.

at the show last night there was an usher with a mechanical larynx much like the one the cowboy uses in my favorite commercial of all time. freaked me outh though.

been walking all over this earth to find us some laceless black chucks for prom. ted's boot shop gets them in in 5 days. will that be enough time? picked up some swell summer reading selections at the raven: skywriting by word of mouth by john lennon, the dhammapada, and franny and zooey ($2.75!) to round out my salinger collection. good stuff. i ( Read more... )

you know what pisses me off? "senior thank you's". everyone has been doing them and i have no idea why. they're teachers. they don't give a damn about you and they're paid to be there. i've decided to buck that trend and in the stead of "thank you's" hand in "senior fuck you's". basically they will go out to all the teachers i can't stand, and each ( Read more... )