Random Crack (spawned from the meme of dubious origins ... the morning after meme)

[da_harveydent]

[Have a fifty-five year old Bruce Wayne, sprawled out on the bed next to you, not nearly as decent as he should be, and passed out. But not for long, he's a light sleeper, even when hungover and recovering from a night of binge drinking (He'll deny it ever happened if asked about later)]

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[gothambird]

Bruce Wayne is not a man many would dare to shake awake, either as a billionaire or as the Bat, but someone is shaking his shoulder with both hands, trying to wake him.

"Um ... hello?"

A boy of about ten, dressed in dinosaur pajama pants and a red t shirt is crouched next to him, wound in the blankets, looking confused.

[grumpyoldbat]

Shaking? What was he shaking? Why was he being touched as all? Slowly, Bruce rolled over, clutching the sheet to himself as he went and was now face to face with a boy. A very young boy.

He blinked a few times and questioned himself for a moment if he was still asleep.

It was that or all that drinking and he stole someone's child in the ventures that came with it.

"Uh... hi?" It wasn't leaving and he was sure he was awake.

[gothambird]

The dark haired boy with enormous blue eyes raised both eyebrows and tilted his head at Bruce.

"What's wrong with you?" he asked, bluntly, but concerned as he looked Bruce's face over, frowning.

[grumpyoldbat]

Oh, and it's blunt, too.

Bruce's brows knitted together in slight annoyed. "None of your business," he countered, feeling oddly chidlish saying it to the boy. He shook his head, moving to sit up. "How did you get here?"