Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 for evil and naughtiness
Pairing: Lord Voldemort/Bellatrix Lestrange
Word Count: 576
Setting: During the beginning of HBP.
Summary: Bella and Voldy get up to some hijinks. This is more or less pure, unadulterated crackfic, my friends.
AN: Written for the incomparable
dozmuffinxc as part of my drabble call! Haven't written HP
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“Is that a euphemism?” he asked her suspiciously.
Bellatrix smirked at him. “Doesn’t have to be.”
WIN! OMFG! This is made of the motherfucking win :)
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I really need to get a HP icon for the HBP premiere!!!! (Which I am SO excited for. =D)
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I may not be seeing the midnight showing but I'm totally going opening night :)
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I just wish I had more time to get a better costume together!
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“Noooo...” said Rodolphus slowly. “It’s Narcissa.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
right under the Dark Lord’s nonexistent nose.”
“I have a nose!” Voldemort growled;
DOUBLE HA!!!!
You clever girl. This was fantastic! And a pairing I have never read. :D
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I'm glad you liked it!
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Poor Rodolphus; Bella was just hoping it was a message from Andromeda so she could finally have a legitimate reason to kill her pure-blood husband.
"She wants to know if you’ll meet her next Tuesday night for a super sketch meeting in Spinner’s End, right under the Dark Lord’s nonexistent nose." Oh, the allusions. Oh, the puns! Oh idiocy of Roddy!
I desperately want an icon of Voldemort responding to the "no nose" jibe and finally replying "damn straight" in a very solemn tone.
Crack fic or not, you've got them both down to an art. Which is sad, because they're so pathetic in their maniacal cruelty... but it sure makes playing Bella a heck of a lot more fun!
THANK YOU!! I adore this, and it has absolutely made my week. And now as I finish my costume, I shall aim to be the personification of your crack-fic Bella *cackles*
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I'm THRILLED that you liked this so much, and it made me happy to see you rec'd it to your flist!! It's been a really long time since I wrote anything for the HP fandom, so I was kind of nervous at how this was going to come out. And I wanted to do them justice, even if the fic was cracky.
Haha, I loved writing the Roddy part. Because it's always in the back of my mind that she's married to him even though she loves Voldy so much. And, come on, how can I write Voldemort and not mock his appearance somehow? ;)
Anyway, you're very welcome! I had a blast writing this. And anytime you want more, just let me know! =)
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*HUGS* Thanks again!
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And if you prompt me with something (because I'm crap for coming up with ideas on my own), maybe more HP crackfic will appear! =D
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Okay. That's totally going on my list of things-to-write. Which is now lovely and long and cracktacular. =D
That's awesome about riding/cello!! I think usually the more fun classes end up being fewer credits so you can take more of them. And I'll keep my fingers crossed for you that everything works out! &hearts
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