FIC: Imposter (HIMYM-Zombie!verse)

[da_phoenix13]

Fandom: How I Met Your Mother (zombie!verse)
Rating: PG-13 for zombies and cannibalism mentions
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Word Count: 7 x 100 exactly
Summary:- In the series so far: Barney was shot dead in 2030 but came back in the zombie uprising. Coming back to life, however, was not without its price

Comments

[otempora42]

:( :( :( :(

That's all I can say right now.

[secondmezzanine]

“I’m sorry. We can probably find some way to get it tailored, not that I know many tailors who’d take on undead clientele...”

Heeeeeeeee.

Ted’s a smart guy. Architect, ex-Columbia professor, font of useless knowledge. He corrects everyone’s grammar and spelling on an hourly basis and does the New York Times crossword in ink. If he ever went on Jeopardy, he’d probably be the next Ken Jennings. He knows what wines you pair with certain meals, how to make a girl feel like a lady, how to criticize art and literature while sounding like a douche. And despite his terrible fashion sense, he knows how to suit up when it counts.

Yes, thinks the zombie, Ted’s a smart guy.

His brains are probably delicious.

Yes, I copied the whole thing because this drabblishly drabble is the awesomest thing I've ever read.

Yay!

[roland44]

>Yes, thinks the zombie, Ted’s a smart guy.
His brains are probably delicious.

Mmmm-mmmmm I bet they're the zombie-equivalent of gourmet fois gras! That line totally cracked me up...the entire paragraph building up to that line is just perfect hehe :D

But sadface for zombie!Barney :( I think it would be lovely if he gets to rest in peace soon. Can't wait to see how you close out this verse.

[idioticonion]

>The red goop dribbles onto the floor tiles, and his face is a sticky mess, but he doesn’t care. He needs this violent way of eating. It’s better than slipping and finding himself gnawing on Marshall’s bones, chewing on Ted’s brains, sinking his pearly teeth into Robin’s soft, warm skin.

OH GOD BARNEY!

This bit was stunning. I mean. BOY! Just... OH MAN.

Are you going to give Barney his final rest?

I think all your loyal readers need closure.

[snogged]

Poor Zombie!Barney...that guy just can't catch a break, can he?

Anyways...freaking brilliant stuff :) And OMG! I think you invented a new genre.

Angst Crack.

but mmmmm...Ted's douchey brains.