After I breathlessly explained to him a funny commercial:
Dana: You're so cute I want to do you up the butt.

Jeanine: Well, see if we can get the bedroom furniture in within the next week, we can use it next Sunday. We can sleep somewhere other than the shop! No Bugs!
Dana: I just made a hot stinky.
Jeanine: pause Do you realize what you just said?

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Jeanine: You’re a singer, sing me a song.
Dana in the tune of Yankee Doodle: Dabbah dabbah dabbah da, dabbah dabbah Pooooookie. . .
Jeanine: Out of all of the songs you could have chosen to sing to me, you chose Yankee Doodle?
Dana: Yeah, but I changed the words to “Dabbah, dabbah” and “Pookie” to fit the mood.

Jeanine: Tell me that you like the size ( Read more... )

After I had watched a survival program about a man whose face was bitten off by a bear:
Jeanine: if a bear bit off my face, would you still love me?
Dana: well, it sounds as though you and that other guy would make a perfect couple.
Jeanine: After a two minute pause So what you’re telling me is that, no, you would not love me if my face had been ( Read more... )

I am totally out of deodorant, so none on for me tonight. Thankfully I don't have an overly exerting job. Or even a semi-exerting job. Hell, it's a good thing I sit on my ass for 12 hours. He claims I smell like flowers. We shall see.

He came over to see me before I left for work. Then we did it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This then ( Read more... )

♦ Today, as soon as I get up, I'm taking a shower and going to Borders. I'm buying A Million Little Pieces by James Frey. And anything else you suggest. I can't even remember the last time I bougt a book at a bookstore. I'm going to splurge.

♦ Me in my new visor looking ridiculous♦ I feel like total shit. My throat hurts, I have the post nasal ( Read more... )

WhewI just spent $1,560.60 paying off bills. It feels good but it also feels fruitless. That's a lot of shittin' money for what?! What the hell did I buy? BUT I will now have three credit cards totally paid off and one credit card halfway paid off. There was no way I was throwing down one thousand on Gateway in one shot. Now, with half of it paid ( Read more... )

My easter letter to the boy:I was just sitting here thinking of how proud I am of you and all that you have been doing and accomplishing lately. I don’t tell you nearly enough how proud you make me, and how wonderful of a person you are ( Read more... )

it seems i only write in here when i'm in a piss poor mood.

i'll have you know i'm in a good mood today. it was a day filled with plenty of goodness.

plus eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. and there's also a commercial on for erectile dysfunction. i mean, what could be better??

The 100 top grossing movies, bolded are the ones that I've seen.

1. Gone With the Wind (1939)
2. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
3. The Sound of Music (1965)
4. E. T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
5. The Ten Commandments (1956)
6. Titanic (1997)
7. Jaws (1975)
8. Doctor Zhivago (1965)
9. The Exorcist (1973)
10. Snow White and the Seven ( Read more... )

wow. i thought with the start of the period, the anger/sadness would subside. it seems to only have gotten worse. although i think that has tons to do with my job. i'm so burnt out from this place it hurts ( Read more... )