When the bats are away...

[dabombshell]

Comments

[beafrdvryafrd]

What the hell is this crap and why is it on my screen? >|

[dabombshell]

It's Minesweeper. Super-expert mode Minesweeper.

[beafrdvryafrd]

Don't treat me like I'm stupid you slagger. What the slag is all this annoying code?

[dabombshell]

I would never treat you like someone of less intelligence than you actually possess, Dirge. I've done some experiments with Minesweeper's base code, merged the resulting code with my "Political Assassination Freecell" variant, and I'm perfecting the result. A good way to pass the fugitive hours.

[the_twin_beaks]

This...looks promising... >D

[dabombshell]

...apparently, everyone's encryption troubles aren't just collective stupidity. Hmm.

[the_twin_beaks]

...no. They apparently aren't.

What are you up to, my creepy crawly friend?

[dabombshell]

Absolutely nothing besides the personal redemption necessary to give Megatron a much-needed apology.

If you have any doubts, I could certainly dissuade you of them in a more secure environment.

[hollow_ptblank]

Bombshell. I wish to speak to you about those upgrades for Dinobot. And I believe your encryption is down. I suggest you hide this. It doesn't look like you want other mechs to see this.

[dabombshell]

I'd be happy to discuss them after I secure my continuing existence.

If other mechs could actually decipher its function, I'd be more concerned.

[the_twin_beaks]

Don't tempt me, weevil.

[hollow_ptblank]

Well, when that does occur just comm me.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Bombshell! Welcome home! When you get some time, come see me.

[dabombshell]

Eh-heeeeh. Why, yes. Yes, I will certainly do so. At the soonest opportunity. Which will be soon.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

I hope so! I'd hate to have to come looking for you. I'm looking forward to seeing you again, I can hardly wait!

[dabombshell]

I'm sure my enthusiasm can't compare.

[iamnemesis]

Your code is faulty.

[dabombshell]

Yes, it would look that way to someone ignorant of my system design, wouldn't it?

Faulty like your mom.

[iamnemesis]

It's incredibly simple to decipher.

Considering that the closest thing I have to a mother would be the humans - then, yes, faulty.

[dabombshell]

Wah wah wah, I can't hear it when people* who don't know about my programming talk.

*Ugly people.