Bwahahahahaha - at you! *snorfle* Yes, that would make a wonderful standard autograph for Mr. Barat. *snort* Christ, I thought MY parents were bad at the middle names
Hee. Have you ever read his Uncyclopedia entry? Here's some of it:
Carl Ashley Raphael Leonardo Michelangelo "Yeah, My Mum Was Likely On Some Crazy Shite When I Was Born" Donatello Barât is best known as a skinny jeans model, professional mumbler, and pioneer in the practice of adding needless diacritical marks to one's surname. He was also involved in a world domination conspiracy disguised as a band called The Libertines. The vapid scenester fashion magazine NME made a big deal about Barât and The Libertines, but experts suspect that this was merely because he was photographed standing next to Pete Doherty a few times, which automatically makes things of interest to the NME. Later he was in another band that no one cared about so much, probably because Doherty was no longer there to attract paparazzi. He is affectionately known to Libertines fans as "the other one", "one of the blokes who isn't Pete", "the one with the hair", and "hey, those are my pants, you metrosexual fucker". He is known to people outside of England as "that
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Are you kidding? The Libs Uncyclopedia entries are bookmarked on both of my computers for when I need to choose between a good tear-inducing laugh and a dramatic suicide. Seriously.
Poor Carl - I feel your pain, darling, I really do.
My sister got stuck with "Gerard" for pity's sake! My SISTER!!!
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*snort*
Christ, I thought MY parents were bad at the middle names
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Carl Ashley Raphael Leonardo Michelangelo "Yeah, My Mum Was Likely On Some Crazy Shite When I Was Born" Donatello Barât is best known as a skinny jeans model, professional mumbler, and pioneer in the practice of adding needless diacritical marks to one's surname. He was also involved in a world domination conspiracy disguised as a band called The Libertines. The vapid scenester fashion magazine NME made a big deal about Barât and The Libertines, but experts suspect that this was merely because he was photographed standing next to Pete Doherty a few times, which automatically makes things of interest to the NME. Later he was in another band that no one cared about so much, probably because Doherty was no longer there to attract paparazzi. He is affectionately known to Libertines fans as "the other one", "one of the blokes who isn't Pete", "the one with the hair", and "hey, those are my pants, you metrosexual fucker". He is known to people outside of England as "that ( ... )
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Poor Carl - I feel your pain, darling, I really do.
My sister got stuck with "Gerard" for pity's sake! My SISTER!!!
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