One of the gods of cell phones (he insisted I say he was a god of the mobile) just would not leave me alone at a party. He kept offering me drinks and making horrible jokes.
Eventually I left. He apparently sat in the laundry room, next to the dryer, the rest of the evening and wiped away tears, sniffing pitifully when anyone would wander by. I hear he moved south.
Yes I remember that guy! I saw him at Waffle House the other day feeling some poor waitress up and whispering obscenities in her ear while she tried to squirm away. Strangely one of the words he kept saying was "deregulation". Thank god she got her hands on that cup of hot coffee. Bastard, I hope it hurts a long time.
I was killed in a cold passage by the wrath of Incited, whilst carrying...
the Crown of Black Angels, a Figurine of Object Holder, the Sceptre of Plogon, the Sword of Perisciac, a Figurine of Labrysinthe, the Dagger of Torreycanyon, the Sceptre of John Zorn, the Sword of Public Art, a Figurine of 155metrocard and 75 gold pieces.
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Eventually I left. He apparently sat in the laundry room, next to the dryer, the rest of the evening and wiped away tears, sniffing pitifully when anyone would wander by. I hear he moved south.
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Thank god she got her hands on that cup of hot coffee. Bastard, I hope it hurts a long time.
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I was killed in a cold passage by the wrath of Incited, whilst carrying...
the Crown of Black Angels, a Figurine of Object Holder, the Sceptre of Plogon, the Sword of Perisciac, a Figurine of Labrysinthe, the Dagger of Torreycanyon, the Sceptre of John Zorn, the Sword of Public Art, a Figurine of 155metrocard and 75 gold pieces.
Score: 175
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