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vehicle:
door
ignition
camper shell

personal:
front door
back door
bicycle lock

work:
office
county yard
crew truck utility boxes
saw box

i want to go to scotland pretty bad, but only for two stupid reasons which (objectively) wouldn't really be related to a trip there ( Read more... )

there's a reason you're thinking of food.
eat something.

'we should call every town in texas, have them burn out around everything they want to keep, go down and light a backfire all along the rio grande and tell them to catch it at oklahoma ( Read more... )

favorite languages (for all the wrong reasons)--

ge'ez
ancient ethiopian. now used in the ethiopic orthodox church in much the same way that latin is in catholicism. i know it's probably not pronouced this way but--
ah ge'ez!

gwich'in
spoken by native/first nations people in alaska and canada
ask me what kind of car it is ( Read more... )

one bullet, one hipster
-->stop hipster on hipster violence!

part 1

(on a toilet paper dispenser)

equality now!
-->for who[sic], the toilet paper?
-->1 ply and 2 ply living together in perfect harmony!

part2

people call me #2
because i'm the shit

i love the high tones, but i love the low tones even more. unfortunately, the low tones correspond with each of my yawns.

if you write or take photography, or do anything creative on a machine, let me say this--back up your work online. i lost my laptop in march, and my parent's machine which had some stuff i wrote on previous visits to their place crashed recently. not nearly enough of my work had been emailed around or posted places, so i lost a lot of garbage and ( Read more... )