So I'm a lazy bastard. And this is a JOURNAL, after all... not like I'm going to post every single day. So no more excuses about why I haven't been writing here. I just haven't ( Read more... )

Okay, so I got busy with work and whatnot and haven't posted an update in a while. Looking back at my last one, it almost makes me sick that I'd be so neurotic. Other people get busy, too, and I've talked to every one of them since. But that's me. A great big waste of space, most of the time. At least I do something worthwhile every so often ( Read more... )

So there's this girl. Let's call her T. I "met" her on a mailgroup for swingers in my area. She seemed really interesting and also like she might be interested in a geek like me (it almost goes without saying that I'm a geek, but since this is a fairly new LJ, some of you might not know it). Well, I'd really like to get into T's pants. That ( Read more... )

It may surprise you to hear that when I was in my early teens, I wanted to be a minister. In a way, I guess I still do. Either fortunately or unfortunately, however, I have lost all faith in organized religion having the answer to anything except maybe how to torture and kill those who oppose you in the bloodiest and most grotesque fashion. It ( Read more... )

Some of my friends have been on me about starting a blog (you know who you are). Today, though, I decided I'd steer clear of the more weighty subject-matter and go right for the groin. Hence the title -- it's where I spent last Friday evening...paying women to get naked and rub themselves on me ( Read more... )