A KING'S ANSWERING MACHINE

[daddydaioh]

♔ GREETINGS

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[modestmusume]

Tamaki-sempai? I'm calling to let you know that I'm okay since the last time this happened you panicked. So, don't panic.

That's it.

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[daddydaioh]

HARUHI!

[daddydaioh]

Haruhi, you're okay? You're really--

[daddydaioh]

Where are you?

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

[She can't believe she's doing this...]

Hey... Tomcat?

voice;

[daddydaioh]

Miss Jinx? Why, I've never received a phone call from you before! This is very exciting! To think you took time out of your day to contact me directly! And now, we can have a conversation, and-- Oh, wait, let me write this down, just a moment!

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

[Must. Resist. Urge. To. Hang. Up.]

I miss you.

[She says in the same way someone would say, "I miss World War II."]

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[daddydaioh]

[He was about to start writing down the date and time of this call, but, well--]

What?

[modestmusume]

Tamaki-sempai?

[daddydaioh]

Ha~ ru~ hi! Haruhi, hello! Are you at work? Are you at home? Ah, guess where I am! But don't listen to the background noise, that will give me away!

[There is no background noise.]

[modestmusume]

...Where are you?

[daddydaioh]

Guess!

voicemail;

[topslug]

[ That's a really... long message, Tamaki. ]

Tamaki? It's Yako. I needed to talk with you about a few things... Call me back when you can, all right?

MORE APOLOGIES FOR THE LATENESS AAAA

[daddydaioh]

[Oh, what a pleasure! As soon as he gets the message, he calls back! Ring, ring, ring, ring....!]

... i know i replied to this, but apparently i didn't. GDI LJ

[topslug]

Katsuragi speaking. [ And checking the caller ID-- ] Ah, Tamaki! Did you get my message?

I've, um... got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is, I'm not going to have as much time to help with Greeter work, since I've been promoted... but the good news is, I'm the head of the promotions and fundraising committee of the NPP.

I can't do all that alone, though, so I was wondering... would you be interested in helping me organize some events?

NO WORRIES <3

[daddydaioh]

Ah, well, first, congratulations on your promotion, Miss Katsuragi! That is very exciting news indeed--and what good work you will be doing! The work that the political party does is certainly very important!

But--fundraising, you say? I am certainly acquainted with that sort of work! What sort of things do you have in mind?

[voicemail]

[dancing_pierrot]

[Some people, it seemed, did not understand the value in a concise answering machine messages -- Franziska's voice in the recording sounds considerably irritated.]

This is Franziska von Karma. Yako Katsuragi referred me to you.

[calling back!]

[daddydaioh]

[Perhaps ten minutes later, Tamaki calls back!]

Miss von Karma! This is Suou Tamaki--it is a pleasure to hear from you, as always! I hope that you're doing well! Are you planning to help out with the talent show? Are you donating your time as a judge, or are you planning to showcase some rare and previously un-divulged talent?

[dancing_pierrot]

Stop your foolish sputtering at once! My talents are far too deep and diverse to be perfectly depicted by the limited time frame such a show would provide!

[A pause.]

No, I heard that you would be helping out in regards to the reparations of the starter apartments.

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[daddydaioh]

But if your talent is so great, we could arrange for its own showing...