quoting the jerry sinfeld (sp?) on the subject of people "they are the worst ( Read more... )

when i was on lunch break from work, i went to burger king. i stand in line waiting to order looking around and noticing that there no good looking girls in the whole room. when i went to go order, i looked at the cashier only to notice a chunky girl with greasy hair, saggy tits, and more facial hair than a pirate. i swear, she must have forgotten ( Read more... )

i have a lack of people commenting in my journal. what the hell is wrong with YOU. yes just YOU. why are YOU not commenting in my journal. you know all you do is sit there waiting for me to make a post everyday. now forfill your purpose in life and leave a comment to this post saying how much i suck.

heh, in dnd i made a character named dirk. he is a half orc with a brett nose who has a parole offizer named kelly (which i forgot to say during the game) and dirks girlfriend is bobbly joe hoe. the game was started by ice t glockin some dwarf ass. then azrell (sp?... samis character) and dirk drinking some PBR (palidin blue ribbon, cant mess with ( Read more... )

well, adams birthday party sucked. damn, i was in the mood to watch drunk people too.

interesting conversation at work today, i was sitting at the counter, reading rolling stones of course, when a fat girl walk up with a bunch of books. i say, "i can check you out if you want." then she thought i was hitting on her. yuck.

today has been quite eventfull ( Read more... )

ever had one of those days that everything that can go wrong went wrong? im having one of those days.

happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meeee, happy birthday to me.

i turned 17 watching pirates kick some skeleton asses while tj yelling hold me daddy im scared. by far the best way to turn a year older. well i also got to drive a couple of minutes ago, first time i got to drive at night by myself.

arrrrrgghh.... pirates of the carribian was sold out. well at least plans are set up for us to watch it tommorrow, well thats today technically ( Read more... )

ive been wanting to post this since saturday... this is the adventures of the post 4th of july party ( Read more... )