Centerlink....

[daddypreston]

Standing in the line for centerlink today I could hear birds...

now we all know I am crazy, so I ask _sugar_puss to come over and I lean over to her to ask if she could... apparently the craziness was at a minimum coz she could hear it and then.. I look behind me to see a lady put her hand in her bag (one of those funky grandma carts) and the tweeting gets

Comments

[cynakill]

Once we went in there and some hippies came in and this guy pulled out a Yumis Salmon Dip and started using his finger to shlop it into his mouth.

I felt physically sick.

I hate Centrelink.

[jobaby]

People look at me funny when I get an sms, because my tone is a rooster crowing. It used to be a frog croaking, that was amusing because strangers would be looking around for what was causing this quiet croaking noise :P

I don't have weird centrelink stories. I think we were the centrelink freaks back when I was at uni, with our mohawks and our punk/goth outfits.

[topgirl_n_butch]

I dont really have a weird story but i think the funniest was when we were waiting in line and 2 other gay girls walked in and looked and were like oh my god other gay girls.
You should have seen the looks on there faces and they just couldnt stop looking at us. I even got a smile from one of the girls when they left. Like hello gay girls dont go in to centrelink very often?
Another funny experience was a woman came in to centrelink with a pram and we all thought ok pram equals baby? Well no this woman had a little dog in the pram and it was wrapped up in a blanket and it looked so damn cute. I couldnt help but smile at this older woman having her dog with her in a pram. So much for no animals allowed in this store, who is going to question a woman with a pram and a blanket wrapped around it?

[electrikdust]

this one time... at centerlink, i walked straight up to the counter and handed in my form without having to wait... how WEIRD is that!

[razorsharpblade]

That is very weird.

Centrelink...

[sphinxdacat]

Okay I hate centrelink with a passion, wanna see me pissy...just direct me to your nearest centrelink.

OKay there was this one time...at band camp...okay so it wasn't at band camp...but it was at centrelink. and theres this line of maybe 30 of us...and so I'm stuck behind these young kids...and god bless them, they were in lurve...*looks distastefully* They're kissing and groping, saying sacchrine sickly sweet things like.."I love you so much that ice cream would melt in your pressence"...okay thats just stoopid...so the line moves right...and I'm like number 18 in the HUGE ass line.

Then the lady behind me is having flatuence problems...and boy was she letting some rip...the boy three behind her is having an argument with someone on his mobile phone, and I'll I wanted was to have a coffee...

Why don't they start serving coffee at centrelink...they might find it makes more of them smile...