[ 003 || SO PUBLIC IT HURTS - Later locked to the Silvana after about one hour after posting. ]

[daddys_bear]

Hahaha, looks like some people somewhere in Reial are sure making good use of their lives now! I couldn't be prouder of them if I do say so myself, hahaha! And now as much as I know you kids (especially you my precious son) are all eager and ready to explore the mysterious world of sex hold your horses because daddy's here to give you some advice

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[Filtered to Isshin Kurosaki // unhackable]

[the_katals]

...Did you have to post this?

[Filtered to angelo/kiros/whatever his name is now // unhackable]

[daddys_bear]

Why of course! Its in the good nature of a doctor to educate the masses about something as important as this after all!

[fltered: Isshin kurosaki [HIS NAME IS ANGELO NAO]

[the_katals]

...You do realize that you are not helping the situation much with that post.

Sure it is informative but now everyone is going to flock to that 'I got laid' message even more so now.

[fltered: Angelo // unhackable ]

[daddys_bear]

Hahaha, well kids will always be kids! Its better for them to satiate their own natural curiosity rather than asking about and never getting an answer, I say!

VOICE

[flight_15]

[is silent. Long, mortified silence.]

[then, a slow, steady thudding sound is heard.]

YOU --

YOU DID NOT JUST --

IF YOU'RE GOING TO PULL THIS CRAP, YOU COULD AT LEAST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!!

Voice

[daddys_bear]

Ah Ichigo my precious son! So what do you need to know now - don't be shy to ask, Daddy's always here to help you out!

Re: Voice

[flight_15]

L-like I'd even talk to you about that stuff! That's just - agh! [sound of headdesking resumes]

Voice

[daddys_bear]

Why not! Its perfectly natural for a boy like you to be embarrassed about this, but I say don't be! We're both men now, so just spill your insecurities out to daddy and he'll do all that he can to help you!

[lilshiro_kun]

Is somebody putting something in the water around here? Because people are acting more idiotic than usual. What's with all the talk about...sex...anyway?

[daddys_bear]

Well, it seems that there was a post on the network about the couple who was doing it last night, I believe. I just felt it was best to educate the masses about its importance!

[lilshiro_kun]

Moron.

[daddys_bear]

Ah, you'll understand one day as well Hitsugaya-san! Its just a matter of time now, I say!

[VOICE]

[daddys_bear]

Of course it is! Its in the best interests of the common people that they should understand what's going on now, ahaha!

[VOICE]

[daddys_bear]

Oh but there's still the kids! They need to understand this as well now after all!

[doctor_is_out]

I sometimes wonder why your children haven't disowned you yet.

[daddys_bear]

Why that's because the children love me of course! Is there any other reasons besides that Ryuuken?

[doctor_is_out]

I certainly commend their patience.

[daddys_bear]

Awww, don't be such a spoilsport now Ryuuken! And besides, everyone needs to know about something as important as this now I say!