The ginger ale that they are currently selling in the Spar by my house tastes of liquid soap. Or I assume that the taste is the same. I have only tried Spar ginger ale. So when I want ginger ale I still have to go to Tesco Metro (or Tesco Extra, I don't know the difference), just like I have to do whenever I want their cheap vodka that doesn't make ( Read more... )

Today I was wandering home along whatever the proper term for a secondary high street is. Not the high street, but one with plenty of shops that leads off the high street. That's not important though, the event could have happened on any ol' street. The event involved a chap coming out of a shop on the street. He was INDIE. He was wearing the ( Read more... )

We must all be aware of the 'Chugger', the charity mugger who accosts us on the high street, who tries to be witty and amusing and only wants a few seconds of our time. Recently though I've become more aware of what I'm going to call a 'Churglar' or charity burglar, someone who comes to your house and asks for money (incidentally, I hereby stake my ( Read more... )

I've just spent a couple of hours watching the worst game of rugby ever (France v England) while at the same time the best ever game of cricket (one day) was going on (South Africa v Australia) and I couldn't see it. Hopefully it will be commemorated in DVD form or put on television for all to see. Rugby just makes me sad now.

Today I stood on my cat's foot. He was unhappy about it straight away, but we had a little talk about it and he agreed that it was partly his fault for standing right behind me and not telling me. I gave him one of his catty treat things to make up for it, and we are still friends ( Read more... )

Once upon a time you were led by a good George (or so I believe from History). Today is his birthday apparently, and here is a good song by the Galactic Heroes about him ( Read more... )

Hooray! Now everyone can tell me my personality defects, as anonymously as they like! Just go here: http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Pnos. I limited myself to six, but should anyone choose to try this, list as many as you like. Not that many people on the internet know me all that well...

I got this thingy from catdraco:

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.


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Religion is a confusing matter. Take the example of the bloke featured in this news article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4687996.stm. He goes to London to protest at the cartoons that have been causing such wide offence lately. He decides that a good costume for this would ( Read more... )

Hey Welshies, where's yer grand slam now, eh?