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[daedalusx]

Well, I lost my job. But I've already got another one :) SO FUCK THE CCC. and the police. FUCK THE POLICE...FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE POLICE! YO! YO! FUCK THE POLICE! FUCK EM! Anyway, I'm back in Barstow, living with my mom. Smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers, you know the routine. Smokin looooootsa cigarettes. Driving around in my mom's car. She has

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[hyalus_anima]

there is a crate of grenades and a bong sitting in front of you
which one do you pick?

[daedalusx]

What kind of question is that. I'd pick both. And just for insurance I'd grab the grenades first. That way, if anyone tries to keep me from taking the bong, they will have to choose: Lose one bong, or be exploded into a smoldering pile of meat smoke. Yes, that's right. I've invented a new state of being: meat smoke. N E Way. Call me when you get this. I'm at my mom's office presently but will be home in about twenty to thirty minutes. It's 1145 hours. I just got off work. Man, working in that place is like being in hell in constantine: One second feels like a lifetime. It wasn't until I was half-way here after work that I realized it wasn't even noon yet! I thought to myself: Dear god...this would be the time I'm normally waking up. Well, I'm rrll rrll bored so I'm gonna go check emails and poof. Peace.