Writer's Block: Not Even If You Paid Me

[daeinleyof]

Either Satan or God. For god it would suck to have to deal with everyones issues and help them after their ancestors tortured your kid.
It would REALLY suck to be Satan though. Seriously, who wants to be seen at by most of the world as... well, Satan. Everyone hates you, pretty much, and to top it all off your surrounded by douchebags in hell.

Well,

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[guiltymassacure]

You make a pretty good point there. But doesn't God get the satisfaction of knowing that he's helped millions upon millions of people? And well Satan on the other hand... He's got his own benefits. The guy can sin without thinking twice. Plus he's got his own little fan club thing. My friend is a wiccan and he prays to Satan. Well then again my friend's also a big jerk. Either way both things have benefits and both things have calamities.

Bet you didn't think of that. =]

[daeinleyof]

Ohhh you caught me there, lol...
Well, a plumber doesn't really feel that much satisfaction from unclogging a toilet, does he? Maybe.
Wiccans pray to Satan? Weird. Anyway... Rawr rawr rawr rawr.