I have found...

[daemonfury]

...that I have a serious dibilitating addiction to rice cakes. White chedder rice cakes if you want to be specific. I tried dropping the habit cold turkey a few days ago, and I had the jitters and shakes and I could think of nothing else. I am happily munching on one right now, although I am a little worried about my condition. That, and I am

Comments

[derekdarko]

Oh noez! Are you on another bender? I keed I keed!

[duicarthan]

(snickers)
you're conjuring an amusing image sort of like Cookie Monster in the Robot Chicken cartoon spoofs.
I can quit anytime... NUMm numm NUmm COOKIE!

[dwolfe]

Until you are snorting white cheddar powder off the ass of a dead hooker, you are ok.

[daemonfury]

you mean to tell me that snorting white cheddar powder off a dead hookers ass ISN'T okay???

Yes. I have fallen off the edge and into the black.