So I applied for a position doing ad designs, and I got a rather rude call back stating that this job wasnt available since the beginning of June. What the fuck asshole! Take it of WorkPittsburgh.com then ( Read more... )

"It seems huge, overpowering. The prairie here is huge but above it the hugeness of this ominous grey mass ready to decend is frightening. We are traveling at its mercy now. When and where it will come is nothing we can control. All we can do is watch it move in closer and closer."-Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance ( Read more... )

Biopsy came back midly abnormal. I think that the aliens are trying to infiltrate thier way into my cervix ( Read more... )

I feel it necessary to insert things like (satire) or (sarcasm) or (go ahead and make assumptions) brackets of some sort in my posts heh ( Read more... )

To make matters even worse, I got an email last night (no idea how these ninjas track stuff like that down) welcomeing me to register for my 10 year high school reunion ( Read more... )

... to think that I could go out and have some form of an adult life. First off, apparently my tolerance for alcohol has hit a new record low (which is ok because that means I don't spend a lot on drinks) and I have finally aquired hangovers. I guess it wouldnt have been so bad if my son wasnt on his lets wake up 3 times before midnight then wake ( Read more... )

the other night I saw a double rainbow. I dont know how to post pics without a paid account, but it ranks up there on my list of "beautiful things ( Read more... )

Not having to tell someone "I told you so," because they already know it. I guess it's the whole gloating in the background thing that I like heh. And no, this doesn't just pertain to you Mr. Sassyman ( Read more... )

...that I have a serious dibilitating addiction to rice cakes. White chedder rice cakes if you want to be specific. I tried dropping the habit cold turkey a few days ago, and I had the jitters and shakes and I could think of nothing else. I am happily munching on one right now, although I am a little worried about my condition. That, and I am ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel rediculously silly. I am not sure what to make of this. Things that I thought were hard, really werent. Times that I thought my heart would just shrivel and die, it recovered. Everything I thought so important, wasnt. Everything I thought beautiful turned to ash. Every emotion I thought I had, didnt leave the impression I wanted it ( Read more... )