Cheese before wine is like a shot or two of good liquor before you drink the cheap stuff.

[daerath]

Eat some cheese and then drink cheap wine and you'll never know the difference.  Score!

That said...  nothing beats good wine.  Just don't eat any cheese or you're letting it go to waste.

Vintage or vile, wine is all the same after cheese

Comments

[bouncepogo]

so your guests won't be able to tell that you are serving them cheap stuff.

...unless they look at the bottle. heh.

[daerath]

That's why man invented the decanter!